Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table, At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway!
Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his grass, Tax his dirt.
Tax his smokes, Tax his drink, Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his soda, Tax his beers, If he cries, Tax his tears.
Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways to tax his ass!
Tax all he has, Then let him know, That you won't be done till he has no dough.
Tax him loads, Then tax him more, Tax him till he's good and sore.
Tax him till he screams a